throughkaleidscopeeyes:

something to live by

throughkaleidscopeeyes:

something to live by

  • Parent: what does a cow say?
  • Baby: "moo!"
  • Parent: yes! And what does a sheep say?
  • Baby: "baah!"
  • Parent: yay! And what does a pig say?
  • Baby: *whistles* "damn babygirl u a fine piece'a ass wanna hop n my car n ill drive ya to pound town!!"
"If you think women are crazy you’ve never had a dude go from hitting on you to literally threatening to kill you in the time it takes you to say “no thanks.”"
Kendra Wells  (via napsie)

wleephoto:

Chris

"Remember yourself as a little girl, she is counting on you to protect her"
Note to self (2/?)

snakedead:

this was and always will be TV gold